The wonderful world of Mr T

For those of you have wondered what Mr T does in between whoring himself out to Snickers and World of Warcraft I can now present the answer;

He’s been making the ineffably pointless Flavor Wave Turbo Oven Platinum. Cynics may scoff that it’s nothing more than a halogen bulb with a fan attached, but to them I say pah! Mr T has managed to invent a new source of power, along with the  conventional(ish) “infrared waves” his marvellous device also uses “halogen heat” which is apparently completely different from infrared. For the revolutionary breakthrough Mr T must surely be in line for a Nobel Prize. That or pitying the fool of an ad man who wrote that tripe, one or other certainly.

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