Stealth Crane

While perusing the indescribable joy of Cranes Today, without doubt the premier source of independent crane based news this wonderful story leapt out at me; The Stealth Crane! Sadly it is merely a battery-powered, silent operation crane, which really isn’t the same thing at all.

A disappointing Crane

Full Disappointment not shown due to bitter tears of disappointed grief.

That may not even be the right one, but damned if I’m going to carefully research exactly which of the equally not-at-all-stealthy cranes is the correct model. I mean look at it. Is it shimmering like a Command & Conqueror Stealth Tank? Does it even look like it could shimmer and vanish? No it does not. Curse you Cranes Today, bringer of misery and disappointment.


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